User:Tequila Monster

Tequila Monster (n.)

A seven-foot tall purple weasle wearing a large sombero. Noted to appear to ony one person at a time, He is noted to offer More Tequila. This raises the ambiguity of his intentions, which may, or may not, be homicidal.

If you encounter the Tequila Monster you are reminded to be responsible and not be irrational. It is not known weather the tequila monster is simply a hallucination or a metaphysical entity.