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Anarcho-Capitalist Nazi Scheme conspiracy theory[edit]

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This picture, officially how Hitler may disguise himself to evade capture, is actually a picture of the man playing Hitler

The Nazi existence conspiracy theory is a conspiracy theory that asserts that Nazi Germany was actually a method for world governments to implement increasingly authoritarian practices. Theories state that Adolf Hitler never really existed, and was a product of early photo manipulation coupled with an actor. These theorists also claim that many things about World War Two were fake or changed from what happened according to popular belief. Their reasoning stands on recovered evidence in the Treaty of Versailles and the fact that Hitler's body was never recovered. Another important part of the plan was that even if Germany was meant to be defeated, it was also meant to defeat Russia. The Scheme did not actually know enough about the USSR's capabilities, and thus Nazi Germany was defeated, requiring sabotage. Even still, with the dissolution of the USSR in 1991, the Scheme achieved a lot of goals. The Plan is reported to plot the utter destruction of all of communism and replace the world with an anarcho-capitalist totalitarian state ruled by the largest corporations.

Adolf Hitler[edit]

While the majority of historians agree that Adolf Hitler existed, other popular history authors such as Alex Jones and news agency The Onion disagree. Citing the fact that we have yet to find Hitler's body, they explain that Hitler's alleged teeth were lied about, in order to "fool the public from the truth." Explanations as to how Hitler was fake if he was in photos in videos is explained by the knowledge that Joseph Stalin edited photos himself. With enough manpower, they could fabricate entire speeches, and even put sound over the edited video clips.

The conspiracy theorists also say that nobody has met Hitler. Now that they are dead with nobody to back them up, their word cannot be trusted. Retired secret agent Juan Rodriguez states that Hitler was a fabrication by numerous world powers in order to encourage authoritarianism. What makes this case more suspicious is that four days after the statement Rodriguez was found dead in his home. Spanish police ruled it a suicide. The news article detailing the event has been criticized, critics specifically examining the heavy bias throughout the article. Upon further investigation, notorious website 4chan uncovered a mass of buried news articles detailing similar suicides by former high-ranking government officials alive at the time of Hitler's supposed ruling of Germany.

Wehrmacht[edit]

Even conspiracy theorists agree that the Wehrmacht was real. However, instead of believing in their status as recruits from Germany, theorists make a claim that the Wehrmacht was composed of both volunteers who fell to the "scheme" and kidnapped German citizenry. Although it was supported by the "scheme", the theorists explain the fall of the Wehrmacht to sabotage by the inner high command, who was in on the plan. The reason for sabotage was because there were generals and soldiers not in on the scheme, and purposely starting to lose the war may have foiled the plan, via assassinations. Sabotage included production of Allied war materials for the Allies and encouragement of resistance by Allied schemers.

Regular citizens were allowed to join the ranks of the Wehrmacht, according to conspiracy theorists. According to these theorists, the normal citizenry was permitted into the ranks of the Wehrmacht in order to provide fuel for their war, as the world governments actually couldn't magically produce a large sum of manpower. Therefore, they resorted to controlling the German population. The methods used to do this were "honestly recorded" according to historians.

"Nazis" at a rally, with Hitler's actor, Heinrich Himmler, and Viktor Lutze all present

Heinrich Himmler[edit]

Heinrich Himmler was the one regular thought to be trusted enough to be let in on the plot. He managed to keep its secret for a long while, but when Karl Dönitz took leadership over Germany, thus harming the scheme, he attempted to reveal truth in a radio speech able to be found nowhere except on the dark web. The broadcast is only around 15 seconds long, before it abruptly cuts off. It is thought that the broadcast was intercepted by international forces and captured. Himmler was reported dead by suicide a few days later. The date of his broadcast is his apparent capture date, and his date of death is accurate.

Flensburg Government[edit]

Karl Dönitz, portrayed as Hitler's successor, was not in on the scheme. Although the scheme was supposed to end after the "suicide" of "Adolf Hitler", Dönitz reportedly took over the government from Himmler, prompting the intercepted radio broadcast by Himmler. Dönitz attempted to negotiate surrender to the Western Allies, but the scheme blocked him from doing so. Instead, he went with the worse option. Even though he managed to get many soldiers to surrender to the West, that was before they realized what was happening. He fought to the end. It is thought that the reason that the West made the Germans surrender to the East was to keep the knowledge away from them.

The Holocaust[edit]

While theorists agree the Holocaust happened, they affirm it was not actually just Jews and other minorities who were killed; it was also people who knew anything about the plot and were trying to spread information. An estimated 6 million were killed in the Holocaust, and the "Nazis" framed them as Jews despite them not actually being Jews. 5 million killed were these nonbelievers, and the other million actually Jews and other minorities in German-occupied territory. Many communists also died in the Holocaust.

Morgenthau Plan[edit]

After the end of World War II, the International Plot needed to know what to do after. The Morgenthau Plan was drafted to officially disarm Germany entirely, but it was scrapped due to the threat of the Soviet Union. Not much more is known about this situation.

The Soviet Union[edit]

The USSR, no matter how many spies it put in the West, knew absolutely nothing about the scheme. The scheme was orchestrated by capitalists in order to eventually transform society into an anarcho-capitalist state, led by corporations who did not care about the citizens, and who would keep them in check. While Stalin did kill many, the Soviet Union knew at least something was up, and did not know that the Nazis were a fabrication by capitalists in order to create an authoritarian state.

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