User talk:JizzyJonII

Hello again world, this would appear to be some sort of "comment section..."- Dr. Baldwin

Unblock my user name!!! Now!!!![edit]

{{unblock}} --JizzyJonII 21:30, 7 June 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Definition of the day[edit]

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Asshole

Definition of the day[edit]

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Muthafucka who sucks his fucking pet monkey's fucking dick and blocks innocent users like yours fucking truly

Finally!!!![edit]

My IP adress has finally been unblocked, after five days!

To Viewers Like you[edit]

I appreciate any additions to my talk section, PLEASE let me know you exist by adding to this.

Hello Again[edit]

What is wrong with you people!!!!! I am not a sock puppet, I repeat, I am not a sock puppet, let me break it down for you retards! I A-M N-O-T A F-U-C-K-I-N-G S-O-C-K P-U-P-P-E-T!!!!!!!

To Peter[edit]

you are the only friend I have on Wikipedia, go and fix my user page (maybe get rid of that sock puppet message...)

To viewers like you[edit]

Please excuse any typos you find while looking through my contributions, however, I can't change them, can I...

Hello[edit]

Oh no, it has happened, my talk page has become my only useful venture on Wikipedia, maybe because those dumbass admins won't unblock me

To the Admins[edit]

please excuse my vulgar language towards you, I went completely out of my mind.

To my Viewers[edit]

If you exist, please let me know by contributing to my talk page, if you are an admin, please let me know by unblocking me.

To Bob[edit]

'sup

spelling[edit]

Standards at Yale have obviously reached rock-bottom if they accept students who spell 'Centery' and 'Lestershire' thus. -- RHaworth 06:34, 15 April 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Hehe. In the spirit of good faith I welcomed this new user. Is he vandalizing? --ElectricEye 12:05, 15 April 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Maybe he's a creative eccentric who just needs direction by pointing out possible articles he could contribute to. I don't know. JizzyJonII, are you there? Talk to us. --ElectricEye 12:15, 15 April 2006 (UTC)[reply]

To ElectricEye[edit]

No am not vandalising. I know that people like you need special attention, and it may be a little difficult for your puny brain to understand, but: I AM FUCKING BLOCKED!!!!!!! And I am sorry that I don't have time to sit at my computer 24-fucking-7 and talk to you jerks. And how about while you're sitting in you office with your hands down your pants and multiple porn sites up, you say this twelve times fast: I am sofa king we tod ed!

To my viewers[edit]

Please excuse my vulgar language in the last entry, but when you have been blocked so long and relegated only to a fucking user talk, you get a little frustrated, maybe if someone would unblock me, I would be able to do something constructive!

Why are you blocked? --ElectricEye 14:50, 15 April 2006 (UTC)[reply]

To ElectricEye Again...[edit]

You are one slow and persistent motherfucker, can you read? In Answer to the above question you can look at one of my FOUR unblock requests. Apparently, some crackhead at Yale with me uses the same library as me, so he ruined it for fucking all of us!!!!

To whomever it may apply[edit]

if you have any connections to a Wikipedia administrator, PLEASE ask them to visit my talk page and look at my unblock requests, I can't live like this!

To RHaworth[edit]

Don't diss my Spelling!!! I'm sure you're not Yale material...

Hello JizzyJonII! Welcome to Wikipedia! Thank you for signing up. Here are some recommended guidelines to facilitate your involvement. Best of luck. Have fun! --ElectricEye 04:50, 15 April 2006 (UTC)[reply]

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I am not a sock puppet!!!![edit]

What the FUCK!!!! How can you say such a thing, this WoodDaver fellow seems to me to be a real nut-cace, I respect him for his enishal contibution of Iggens, but I am not him!!!! How many times nust I say this?!?!?!?!

The Jizzy Jon Update[edit]

FUCK YOU WOODDAVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

To Sir Isaac Lime[edit]

Sir Isaac Lime is a motherfucking faggot who sucks his pet monkey's fucking dick. What the fuck kind of name is that anyway, I just think that anyone sitting at the computer 24-fucking-7 waiting for the next motherfucking article to pop up is a fucking motherfucker!!!!!!!!

Unblock Me[edit]

Unblock Me Unblock Me Unblock Me Unblock Me Unblock Me Unblock Me Unblock Me Unblock Me Unblock Me Unblock Me Unblock Me Unblock Me Unblock Me Unblock Me

DO I MAKE MY SELF CLEAR!!!!!!! WHAT IS WITH YOU MOTHER FUCKERS?!?!?!?!?! I CAN'T LIVE WITH THIS!!!!!

--JizzyJonII 00:12, 19 April 2006 (UTC)JON[reply]

Blocked[edit]

You have been blocked from editing Wikipedia for repeated vandalism. If or when the block expires, please refrain from vandalizing or this account will face longer blocks, and action could be taken against the individual who uses it. --jpgordon ∇∆∇∆ 16:33, 19 April 2006 (UTC)[reply]

To all yall mothafuckas[edit]

Aiyyo, the funky fresh is back in the flesh wit a vengeance!!!!!!!!!! Get that mothafucka get his swiss ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Unblock my user name!!! Now!!!![edit]

{{unblock}} --JizzyJonII 21:30, 7 June 2006 (UTC)[reply]

The only thing that's clear is that you are not in any state to be a good-faith contributor. (ESkog)^(Talk) 21:31, 7 June 2006 (UTC)[reply]