User:ThePurpleMage

There's so many stories where some brave hero decides to give their life to save the day, and because of their sacrifice, the good guys win, the survivors all cheer, and everybody lives happily ever after. But the hero, never gets to see that ending. They'll never know if their sacrifice actually made a difference. They'll never know if the day was really saved. In the end, they just have to have faith. Ain't that a bitch.

— Leonard Church, 2015

This user believes that it is destiny you saw her user page.

This user is stoned.

THIS USER IS STILL CRAFTING HER PAGE. PLEASE BE PATIENT!!! <-- this message WILL last forever. WIP!
anti-NFT, anti-crypto, YOOPER, milk, homestuck

thepurplemage on every platform <3

jamie, she/her <3

okay, who are you?

"well..."

✡This user is a Jew.

This user uses the personal pronouns
she, her

This user has been on Wikipedia for 7 years, 7 months and 4 days.

This user is grateful to be a
Homo sapiens
in a universe full of wonder.

This user's favorite stars are the Pleiades!

This user is a participant in
WikiProject Michigan.

This user knows that
#blacklivesmatter.

This user supports trans-inclusive gender equality.

This user supports
anti-fascism.

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left blank)

ADHDThis user has ADHD.

This user has dysgraphia.

ACTThis user obtained a 34 on the ACT.

This user works out 5 days a week.

This user loves the Moon.

This user likes Siamese cats.

The color code for this user's favorite color is #00aaaa.

This user smokes
MARLBORO.

This user is a responsible
cannabis consumer.

This user is pro-cannabis.

C₂H₅OH-3This user utilizes alcohol at an advanced level.

This user is not a lawyer. She is not admitted to practice in any jurisdiction, and nothing that she writes is legal advice.

This user prefers using userboxes to fill up her user page instead of actually writing something useful.

pretty much every Wikipedia editor is an autist and/or pedant with a special interest they edit about, me included.

You'll pretty much see me only on Automotive articles for every make and model produced from the 1940's - present day, or a little before. They make a lot of cars nowadays, it's a lot to keep up with!; So my editing knowledge lags behind by a year or two. I browse the old car articles for research, for fun, for business, and for pleasure, so I'm always catching little mistakes. I also read a lot of car manuals and automotive magazines, so I end up with a lot of knowledge I can sneak into articles.

I also stroll through guitar parts articles! fixing grammar and release dates and materials, etc.

You may also find me trawling the talk pages and edit history of:

• Video Games
• Judaism & Antisemitism (please visit Who is a Jew? when you have time, it's one of my favorite articles)
• Modern Political Happenings (rights movements, elections, processes, etc.)
• Philosophy, Space, Philosophy about Space
• Art, Art History, Art Movements
• Homestuck, 17776 & 20020, Red vs. Blue

Custom Userboxes

created by yours truly, and they apply to me too! click here for the copy codes

This user's favorite stars are the Pleiades!	ceci n'est pas une userbox.	This user loves red​vsblue!	This user loves their Subaru!
This user is going to find the One Piece!	this user wants to pester you!	This user is madly in love with Pioneer 9 (and Jon Bois)	!This user has a tendency to over-enjoy the exclamation point!

IP Editor Era (I forgot my log-in)

03:53, 22 Mar 2023 ... BMW M5 (Line 104: "several" was misspelled as "severy". Noticed while reading, figured I'd fix it.)
02:47, 22 Mar 2023 ... Lexus LS (Line 86: Celsior was misplled as "Celsoir". Noticed while I was reading, figured I'd change it to how it should be.)

helpful links

Wikipedia:WikiProject Userboxes — Help:Link color — Web colors — Template:Font — Wikipedia:Typography#Available fonts — Wikipedia:NOOB

Userbox Collection

Interests

This user is a participant in WikiProject Userboxes.

This user is a gearhead.

Headlights go up, headlights go down. You can't explain that.

This user is interested in medicine.

This user is interested in Pharmacology.

This user enjoys
heavy metal music.

This user plays the guitar.

This user enjoys visiting art galleries.

This user likes Tiffany lamps.

SSBMThis user plays Super Smash Bros. Melee.

Politics

This user supports jury nullification.^‡

This user believes that people should use the bathroom for the gender that they identify as.

This user supports
universal health care.

This user supports
Reproductive Freedom.

This user believes in
universal college tuition.

This user recognizes that America is a police state.

Media

This user is a member of
WikiProject Doctor Who.

This user is a participant in the
Star Trek WikiProject.

ST:TNGThis user knows Picard is better than Kirk, and has a list to prove it!

𝙙𝙖𝙛𝙩 𝙥𝙪𝙣𝙠

SEINThis user is obsessed with Seinfeld... not that there's anything wrong with that!

S3E11These pretzels are making this user thirsty!

CommunityThis user watches Troy and Abed in the Morning.

This user LOVES
Parks and Rec.

This user's sister was bitten by a moose!

Jokeboxes

Oh no: this user has way too many userboxes.

—This space is for rent.

This user knows that 42 is the Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything.

This user likes to steal wikimarkup code for use on their own userpage.

This user is an explosive.

{{!!!}}This user over-uses userboxes.

...	This user may get around to being a professional procrastinator. Someday. Maybe.

This userbox is crooked.

Oh, worm?

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1. ^ Dude trust me