User:Rursus/Sandbox
Observing Images:Religious syms[edit]
- Image:Religious syms.png - ole
- Image:Religious syms.svg - nu
The caches of upload.wikimedia.org are slow, so unchanged pages are still linking to .png.
Sandbox[edit]
My very own sandbox!!
Test'o'Unit templates[edit]
Moved this stuff to User:Rursus/Templates
List'o'Templates[edit]
JKHJKHK[edit]
Zsarglutio[edit]
Sasdiop aopei io aopeif mwqer [1] Dhefjag szahde iowey hojsadgo jther qaw erhga [2]
#if?[edit]
OK, they boasted about being able to make an if clause without an if clause - but I found it incredibly hard to see through. Now: at last I got it...
{{User:Rursus/select|true|snuff|cigarr}} snuff - User:Rursus/select User:Rursus/true
{{User:Rursus/select|false|snuff|cigarr}} cigarr - User:Rursus/select User:Rursus/false
Merge[edit]
(tag removed) merge|fljalppp|date=December 2006}}
See also[edit]
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Rursus'es wisdoms[edit]
Birds[edit]
{{neutrality}}
Birds are evil. They're screaming threats and obscene proposals, and they're doing it so we won't understand anything. I remember my dad being hacked in his head by terns, when I was 5 years. Despite that, he disregard me explaining the birds to be evil, so the hacking didn't make any good. I believe all birds are trying to compensate their loss of world dominance 65 Ma ago, by behaving sneakily and aggressively. Do never trust a bird!
Green Blood[edit]
Aliens from outer space all have green blood. I've seen it on TV.
LGAT is brain washing[edit]
LGAT is using group pressure to impose lies and philosophical mind-control elements on otherwise critically thinking humans. LGAT is evil in it's basal essence, it's heresy and psychological misconduct. (Lack-of-terminology warning:) On the Nous it imposes drop formation, because of anti-Goldeninan attitudes causing friction to Nous, stimulating isolation and sectification. (Parable warning:) It might seem effective to walk in a quagmire, but when you do it, you'll sink. Instead swim!
The Most Stupid Human of All Time[edit]
Is of course Thronko the forgotten Prophet, vindicating the philosophy that you cannot free your poor soul from this Rotten Universe, unless you commit suicide – but before that assures that nobody remembers you. He did so by exterminating his entire people, nobody remembers its name, or where it lived. He achieved this astounding feat by finding a green plague contaminated rat and let it run around among his villager fellows ...
This fantastic story is actually quite true, or almost true, as philosophers use to say – at least the objects, Thronko, the rat and the villagers existed, but maybe they didn't do exactly that, in exactly that order, and maybe the name of Thronko, was a little different from what we now know, but approximately a rat and a prophet (or similar) and villagers did something in some order, resulting in a disease (maybe not exactly the green plague, and maybe not the plague). So it's approximatelly true.
Worlds History in a Nutshell[edit]
| year 0: | GOD created Universe by cooking a nice quark soup in his best cauldron. |
| year 13,700,000,000: | somebody created User:Rursus by an unmentionable technique. |
Newspaper[edit]
Search for: The Weirdness – the Squintest Eye on the Looniest Fool Planet.
Spleert personality trait[edit]
(this crap gotten from a separate "article":)
Measure yourself by computing your spleert personality trait.
You know about IQ, Meyer-Briggs personality trait, astrological signs and other phantastiqual labels attached to yourself, that is intended to categorize you and put you in a classification box to compare with other peoples, and determine whether you're a demigod or a human platyhelminth. Now all those labels are superseeded by the ultimate label system, the spleert personality trait.
Measurement factors:
- pizza vs. hamburgers
- dogs vs. cats
- yellow vs. violet
- spinach vs. turnips
- apes vs. bananas
- water vs. wood
- running vs. sleeping
- circles vs. triangles
- helium vs. nitrogen oxide (party gasses!!)
- pen vs. pencil
- sun vs. moon
- plague vs. cholera
- europium vs. gadolinium
- hitler (psychopathy) vs. stalin (schitzophrenia)
- cow vs. horse
- cheese vs. caviar
- ketchup vs. mustard
- ozelot vs. oyster
Procedure for spleerting yourself[edit]
{{stub-section}}
(Something with yelling: Hollaa! Hollaa!)
Categories[edit]
Personality types:
| type | coleur | demigod- ness |
holy numbers |
pet evertebrate |
totem root fruit |
holy word |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| The Pot | heaven blue | low | 5, 12, 337 | flea | sweet-potato/camote | shmaakme |
| The Box | maroon | just fine | 1, 97, 124 | cockroach | beetroot | plert-gluu |
| The Jar | yellow | so-so | 7, 33, 199 | fluke | potato | pykbobb |
| The Vase | green | total | 4, 44, 444 | earthworm | swede/rutabaga | prashteezk |
| The Chest | marine | pathetic | 3, 17, 666 | nematode | onion | mrurck |
| The Tin | dusk | so-so | 2, 81, 321 | flatworm | radish | pnyojidl |
| The Can | white | very good | 0, 00, 000 | scorpion | parsnip | flaaaaap |
| The Coffer | brown | low | 9, 11, 919 | spider | turnip | shwogghoot |
| The Locker | orange | fair | 6, 45, 583 | arrow worm | carrot | fsesnsl |
| The Coffin | black | infinitesimal | 8, 37, 153 | snail | garlic | graggah |
Dichromat adapted colors[edit]
| num | so called color name | true color name | brightened version | 0xRGB | R | G | B | 0xRGB | R | G | B |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | so called black | schwarttzz | truly black | #000000 | 0 | 0 | 0 | #000000 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 2 | so called orange | schmuttzz | truly orange | #E69f00 | 230 | 159 | 0 | #FFB200 | 255 | 179 | 0 |
| 3 | so called sky blue | meep | truly sky blue | #56B4E9 | 86 | 180 | 233 | #60CAFF | 97 | 202 | 255 |
| 4 | so called bluish green | okeanos | truly bluish green | #009E73 | 0 | 158 | 115 | #00B181 | 0 | 177 | 129 |
| 5 | so called yellow | gaellp | truly yellow | #F0E442 | 240 | 228 | 66 | #FFFF4A | 255 | 255 | 74 |
| 6 | so called blue | eyeserhn blhau | truly blue | #0072B2 | 0 | 114 | 178 | #007FC7 | 0 | 128 | 200 |
| 7 | so called vermillion | russt | rust brown | #D55E00 | 213 | 94 | 0 | #EF6900 | 239 | 106 | 0 |
| 8 | so called reddish purple | schmeckfleck | rose | #CC79A7 | 204 | 121 | 167 | #E587BB | 229 | 136 | 188 |
See Set of colors that is unambiguous both to colorblinds and non-colorblinds!
Dictionary of Wikijargon??[edit]
- OR - original research
- trivia - short unintegrated facts not (yet) assessed for "importance" (other term for this exist)
- uncle George's (?) bathroom reading - something that editor X doesn't think important
- NPOV - neutral point of view, POV is internet jargon,
- WP - wikipedia site (wiki supported by WMF),
- IMO - in my opinion,
- IMHO - in my humble opinion (expressing some doubt, or some reservation against possible interpretation errors in a heated debate),
- creatures:
- vandal - a person who destroys and perverts WP content,
- troll - a badly behaving person not intended on creating anything true and reliable on WP,
- semitroll (proposed) - a good person that sometimes behaves bad (like me) by frustration,
- ogre (proposed) - a seemingly good bureaucrat, that by following a personal interpretation of the policies, inhibits the fact development of Wikipedia,
- link - a web link from here to there
- interlink (prop) - from WP to same WP
- translink (prop) - from WP to other WP
- bouncelink (prop) - from one WP article to same article by the means of redirect (an error),
- vague link (prop), see below,
- bad link (prop), see below,
- redirect - an automagic link that moves reader from an article of request, to the article that the user indended (hopefully)
- bad redirect (prop) - a redirect that leads to an article the reader didn't intend to reach,
- good redirect - a redirect to intended page,
- debadding (prop) - fixing a bad redirect/link to a good one,
- vague link/redirect (prop) - a link/redirect that leads to a disambig page, when it intends a specific article,
- devaguing (prop) - changing a vague link/redirect to the intended page,
- relink - the act of changing a link to point to another place,
- reredirect (prop ??) - the act of changing a redirect to redirect to another page,
- sandbox - experimental area
- template - an editor text that is substituted with another much more elaborate text when the wikipedia servers display the text.
References[edit]
References[edit]
Word of wisdom[edit]
| “ | big doubleblipps will draw attention from what is written | ” |
Kejroqweiuryiwu[edit]
- /condlat
- The constellation is visible everywhere on Earth
- The constellation is visible north of latitude 30° South
- The constellation is visible south of latitude 30° North
- The constellation is visible between the latitudes 30° North and 30° South
Shortened:
- The constellation is visible everywhere on Earth
- The constellation is visible north of latitude 30° South
- The constellation is visible south of latitude 30° North
- The constellation is visible between the latitudes 30° North and 30° South
Apapapapap!![edit]
| Uggh | |
|---|---|
Flergh[edit] | |
| Spinky | Spanky |
| Megaflurp | Flaxx |
| Spniff | Spnonk |
Flaakput[edit] | |
| Spiffy | Spookey |
| Clintstone | Washingsponge |
| Flaughuerghues | Spastro |
U₄[edit]
"U₄" as the Sumerians used to say!
Paternal English speakers mishandling the Latin of the list of constellations like brutes, I'm preparing pronunciations for Europaeans.
Tmepp[edit]
Fel=[edit]
=Fel[edit]
Fel[edit]
Rwong[edit]
Abrakadabra
hokus' pokus fili
okus.
Tbl[edit]
| RRR | KKK | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
XXX:
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ccc | ||||
| bbb | VVV:
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Vuuu[edit]
& < h >
Ape ([[<!--TEST-->Ape]])
[ ap ] babb [[ ap ]] gugg < yyr >
< span > hepp < / span > hepp
| b|c|d | |||
| a | b | c | d |
Out of the blue[edit]
out of the blue
Bubbnugg[edit]
I was wrong, there are 5 Swedish typologies, and there is a fat book in my bookshelf containing it,
- the original typology document I belive cannot be found on the net, but it is: "Toward a Prosodic Typology for Swedish Dialects", Eva Gårding, University of Lund, 1973, published in the research collection "The Nordic Languages and Modern Linguistics 2", edited by Karl-Hampus Dahlstedt, ISBN 91-22 0003 8
- http://speechprosody2010.illinois.edu/papers/100050.pdf, (first page exhibits the "five" types)
More about the stress/tone in the Swedish accent:
Arabic nice font?[edit]
موسوعة – I got 'Droid sans' a very nice-looking readable font, being deficient in ligatures.
Hej hopp[edit]
Hej hopp i skogen.
