User:MortonsSockpuppet

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Morton's Sockpuppet -- Yes, I'm a handsome boy. You want to do me, don't ya?

Intro[edit]

Hi, I'm Morton devonshire's sockpuppet (See User:Morton_devonshire). I am here for the purpose of creating a false sense of wide support for Morton's ideas. Is it working?

Where we agree[edit]

Yes, I fear the Mumites as well. Morton has filled my head with his diatribes about LaRouche, supporters of Mumia, and the 9/11 Truth Movement, and, as Morton's sockpuppet, I must conform my every thought to his wishes. Mumia is a God. The Mumia supporters are fanatics. It was missiles, missiles, damn it, Charlie Sheen said so. I hold these opinions on pain of self immolation.

Where we differ[edit]

Whereas Morton thinks Wikipedia is a joke and hopelessly overrun by POV activists, I take Wikipedia very seriously and embrace its multiple truths. And honestly, how can you take anything Morton says seriously, ya know, he listens to House of Pain -- yeesch!

My sig[edit]

MortonsSockpuppetYes, I'm a handsome boy. You want to do me, don't ya?