User:Kawata

Pets

This user is owned by one or more cats.

This user owns one or more dogs.

Music

This user enjoys classical music.	This user enjoys rap music.	This user likes alternative rock.
This user believes that mankind cannot progress unless Country Music is eliminated.†	This user enjoys pop music.	This user enjoys jazz music.

Comics

This user enjoys comics.

GThis user does not like Mondays.

DThis user reads Dilbert.

Entertainment

This user lives in a pineapple under the sea.	J!This user phrases responses in the form of a question.	SEINThis user is obsessed with Seinfeld... not that there's anything wrong with that!
Bob This user prefers Bob Barker over Drew Carey as host of The Price Is Right.	This user is a fan of The Howard Stern Show.	This user loves Desperate Housewives.
This user is a fan of The Tonight Show with Jay Leno.	psych This user watches a show about a fake psychic, real detective.

Computer-Related

This user is against DRM.	This user uses Google as a primary search engine.	No iPod This user does not use an iPod and does not wish to own one..
This user uses µTorrent.	P2PThis user uses P2P file-sharing services unashamedly.	This user uses Windows Vista.
MS OfficeThis person uses Microsoft Office.

Politics

This user supported Hillary Rodham Clinton for President in 2008.	This user wants the United Nations to be dissolved.‡	NO FDThis user opposes the fairness doctrine and believes it is censorship.
con This user is interested in conservative issues.	This user knows that the mainstream media is just a brainwashing tool	Just say NO to political correctness.
LEGALThis user supports LEGAL Immigration.	This user is a Zionist.	This user was against the Disengagement Plan in Israel.
This user supports recycling.	This user thinks the global warming issue has been immensely exaggerated	This user supports the use of nuclear energy.
This user supports public transit.	This user does not hug trees.	Life This user is Pro-Life
This user believes it is every citizen's duty to vote.	ORLYThis user dislikes spin, keeps it pithy, and doesn't bloviate!	FNCThis user watches and supports FOX News Channel.
This user believes that hippies, celebrities, and politicians are NOT experts on climate change.	This user supports the legalization of same-sex marriage.	This user is against strict gun control.

Education

This user is a graduated homeschooler.	ΦΘΚThis user is a member of Phi Theta Kappa International Honor Society.
This user is a university student.	ASThis user has an Associate of Science degree.

About Me (other random stuff)

This user is a Board Game Geek.	CardsThis user enjoys playing card games.	$\sum _{k=1}^{\infty }{x^{k} \over k!}$This user loves problem solving.
This user knows the dire side effects of dihydrogen monoxide. Do you?	This user is not religious.	This user smiles frequently.
This user is drug-free.

There's no userbox for it, but, I hate chess.

Closing Thoughts

I cannot speak for myself, so I chose userboxes. Does my last one count as irony?

teenThis user is a teenager, not a stereotype.