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Dickon Clytye
Dickon Clytye portrait, 2020
Dickon Clytye
BornJune 1984 (age 39)
Much Barfing, England
Alma materUniversity of Neasden
Websitestumbles.org.uk


Dickon Clytye is the stage name of an artist notorious amongst the Bourgeoisie of Clifton Hampden for uninvited appearances at pretentious celebrations which they disrupt with sexually explicit roleplay theatre.

Early life[edit]

Education[edit]

Career[edit]

Children's birthday parties[edit]

In an interview with Teen Vogue in 2011 Clytye describes their first meeting with Dickon at a kindergarden friend's 5th birthday, where they discovering their shared talent and love for embarrassing the grownups. They describe this event as the start of their career.

Higher degrees of party crashing[edit]

The Works Do years[edit]

Funeral entertainment providers[edit]

Awards and honours[edit]

Dickon Clytye have not won any awards. For anything. Ever.

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