User:Jake Wildstrom

I have better things to do with my time than fill Wikipedia's servers up with my personal details, thanks. If you really cannot go another second without learning more about me, I do have my own damn web page.

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enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.

de-1Dieser Benutzer hat grundlegende Deutschkenntnisse.

hu-1Ez a szerkesztő alapszinten beszéli a magyar nyelvet.

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LE-1This user's been known to screw up the occasional sentence and make the occasional typo, but is otherwise pretty accurate with regards to English.

SoE-2This here user has an intermediate understandin' of Southern American English, occasionally using "y'all" and at times even a "ain't".

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-NThis user is a native speaker of American English.

theyThis user considers singular they standard English usage.

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too
twoThis user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.

A, B, and CThis user prefers the serial comma.

’sThi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.

Perl-3This user is an advanced Perl programmer.

C-2This user is an intermediate C programmer.

APLThis user can program in APL.

-4This user is an expert LaTeX user.

I6-3This user is an advanced Inform 6 programmer.

I7-1This user is a beginner Inform 7 programmer.

IC-1This user is a beginner INTERCAL programmer.

Personal irrelevancies

This user is an ethnic Jew, but not an adherent of Judaism.

This user is an academic.

This user is a university student.

$e^{i\pi \ }$This user is a mathematician.

PhDThis user has a Doctor of Philosophy degree.

This user is left-handed.

This user likes to crochet.

This user likes the taste of coffee, not cream / sugar /
hazelnut / what have you.

This user settled Catan.

@	This user plays NetHack.