User:DeadGuy

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Dear Friend,

You have been accepted into the Wikipedian Hogwarts School of Witchcraft of Wizardry, not the Joke Academy. That means no practical jokes or vandalism. You can use humor on your UserPage, like I have. This is obviously a spoof on the Harry Potter letter. Harry Potter is cool. Anyway, enjoy my user page and stay in school.

Cheers!

Noble Wizard Lord Francis-Mark James Alex Wetherby Cutler BarkleyVader II of Villington

UserBoxes[edit]

Evolve! This user supports evolution.
GRRR! This user disapproves of idiots.
Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? This user's purpose in life is to serve as a good friend and hilarious comic relief.
God This user has faith in the afterlife.
42 This user has his own opinions on life, the universe, and everything.
FREE! This user is proud to be an American.


Darth This user is a Sith Lord that follows the code.
Star Wars This user supports Star Wars.
'Sup, dude. This user is cool.
TeeHee This user has a sense of humor, often sarcastic and witty.
Bless You. This user is very nice.
You Rock! This user is socially flexible and accepting.
Praise the Lord This user has accepted Jesus Christ as his personal savior.

About Me[edit]

  • Greetings, from DeadGuy!

I go by many names across the World Wide Web, basically I go by BarkleyVader at Yahoo Answers and as DeadGuy on Uncyclopedia, a satirical parody of Wikipedia, and Wookieepedia, the Star Wars Wiki.

Things I like:

  • Star Wars
  • Animals
  • Fantasy/Sci-Fi
  • Science
  • Nature
  • Universal Pondering
  • Supernatural Phenomenon

Things I believe in:

  • Jesus
  • God
  • Equal Rights
  • Freedom of Speech
  • Universal Reconciliation
  • Evolution
  • Big Bang
  • Infinite Multiverses
  • I am overall a nice guy, and I excel at making people laugh. I have high morality, although I am only human so I sin occasionally, usually just small sins, nothing big. I have plenty of friends, and when people do or say things I disapprove of, as long as its not harmful, I usually leave it alone. I am very flexible when it comes to social skills, and I am a christian, but not the conservative kind.

I was born in North Carolina on August 15, <We are sorry, this information cannot be sent to your server at this time. Please try again. If the problem persists, contact your server's customer support system.>. I was born into a military family and have lived in such places as Alabama, Hawaii, Kansas, Texas, Missouri, Washington, Florida, and Indiana. I have many friends, although the classic stereotype of a Star Wars fan pops up into the minds of rude individuals on the internet, who see me as a fat guy with glasses. I do have glasses, but I mostly wear contacts. I am a healthy size, and a healthy strength. I participate in the classic sport of fishing, and I also like to walk around nature. I think the world is a magnificent place to live.

  • I respect other people's opinions greatly, even if I disagree with them.
  • I have accepted Jesus Christ as my personal savior, for those who must know, and I have reason to believe that he is more than what the Bible tells us he is.
  • I am not a homophobe, nor am I homosexual. I believe that God loves all people, and that includes gays.
  • I disapprove of Religious extremism, of course you are free to believe in this if it suits you and no one is harmed.


DeadGuy

Conservation status: Mythical

Scientific classification
Kingdom:
Animalia
Phylum:
Chordata
Class:
Mammalia
Order:
Primates
Superfamily:
Hominoidea
Family:
Hominidae
Subfamily:
Homininae
Tribe:
Hominini
Genus:
Homo
Species:
H. muertes
Binomial name
Homo muertes
syn. Dead Guy
Subspecies

Homo muertes vampirius 'Homo muertes voodooensis' * Homo muertes aegypticus Homo muertes lupus Homo muertes skeletosis Homo muertes muertes Homo muertes demonicus Homo muertes salemus

PS---- I like animals, prehistoric animals, mythical animals, legendary animals, mysterious animals, extra-terrestrial animals, and fantasy/sci-fi animals.


My Wikipedian Experience and Belief System[edit]

DeadGuy is a user of wikipedia who has just recently registered. He first found wikipedia while doing a project on Black Holes. Its seemingly endless resources have captivated him since then. DeadGuy has his own views on the universe, and chances are you will disagree with them. For those who aren't especially bright, DeadGuy is not really dead. He is fascinated with reptiles, animals, and theology. He lives on planet Earth, and believes in cryptozoology, aliens (although not the UFO kind, more like the "We are not alone" kind), and others that have weird names or you probably think is cuckoo. He loves Robot Chicken and other comedy, plus sci-fi/fantasy, media. Look them up on wikipedia; that's what its for! Now, shoo.

Quotes[edit]

  • "Ah, a battle of the wits. I see you come unarmed."
  • "If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test?"
  • "What do you mean this place is boring? Look! That guy moved!"
  • "My brain hurts."
  • "Run, Harry! It's Pubertus!!
  • "What is History, but a fable agreed upon?"
  • "Science without Faith is lame. Faith without Science is Blind."
  • "I want that amulet, dammit!"
  • "Bloody Pirates!"

Articles[edit]

minor contributions Contributions while not Logged In

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