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Buns in a field at the University of Victoria.

A bun is a cute animal. Known buns include lopbuns, stickerbuns, Tuzkis, Mr. Bun, and Valadebuns.

Characteristics

Buns are scientifically among the most adorable creatures on planet Earth. They have been called "cute" on innumerable occasions. It is rumored that cinnamon buns originate from buns because both provide warmth and happiness.

Buns have four paws and a bun-tail. Buns roam the fields, but it was recently discovered that buns can disguise themselves as "Stripey" to live underground. Because bun-paws are rather short, eating buns must unhinge their jaws to lower their mouths to their paws, in a manner similar to skinny snakes. Buns generally like to have their bun-tails grabbed. A bun has been spotted riding on the back of a baach.

Buns also have at least one tuft. Sleepy buns have 3 tufts. The President of Tufts University is a bun.

Feral buns make the vicious sound "merrr, meeer, meerrrr". Domesticated buns make the nice, gentle sound "woof, woof woof".

Buns have been confused with rats or mice. This is literally the wrongest thing I've ever heard in my whole life.

Types of buns

Regular buns

Bun name(s)	Picture	Description
Regular bun Home bun		Perhaps the most recognizable bun.
Laughing bun		Provides evidence that buns have very large teeth.
Eating bun Sandwich bun		It is debatable whether bun is eating a sandwich, a taco, or a taco sandwich. More evidence for the size of bun's teeth.
Angry bun Red bun		Bun becomes hot when it is angry. Thermoregulation causes bun to turn red and release smoke.
Sad bun Puppy-eyed bun		Bun's eyes become enlarged and they start releasing water. Bun sometimes releases so much water that it creates its own weather system, complete with clouds and precipitation.
Heart bun		Bun is in love.
Romantic bun Flower bun		Bun is sexually aroused.
Celebration bun		This bun is popular at parties and celebrations.
Tired bun		Has 2 more tufts than other buns. The coffe mug is notably happy.
Proud bun Gold star bun		Bun accomplished something.
Sleepy bun		Bun is asleep. When bun sleeps, it snores. Bun's large teeth cause it to make a "khhhhhh" sound while snoring.
Pirate bun		This bun has a beard, an artificial leg, a pirate scarf, and a hole in the ear.
Scared bun White eyes bun		Bun's eyes are white.
Baby bun		Bun's single tuft is very noticable when it is a baby.
Music bun		Bun is lost in the music.
3D glasses bun		While wearing 3D glasses, bun is chewing on something wooden. Bun's mouth is off to the side.
Playful bun Upside-down bun		Bun is upside down, playing its favourite game.
Asian bun Squinty-eyes bun		Bun is suspicious of your activities and has readied its katana.
Glasses bun		Bun is conducting science experiments.
Triangle-mouth bun		Bun is saying hello!
Confused bun		Bun doesn't know what's going on.
Tooth-brushing bun		Refers to tired buns as well, since buns brush their teeth before going to sleep.
Angel bun		Bun has wings.
Reading bun		Bun is reading a book about carrots, or working on the bun-things that bun needs to do.
Shower bun		Bubble bun, bubble, bubble, bubble bun. Suds cover all parts of bun except for its eyes and mouth.
Embarrassed bun		Bun has a bra on its head, and its cheeks are red.
Camera bun		This bun shows that buns are slightly larger than cameras.
Listening bun		Bun is waiting for you to say something.
Idea bun Lightbulb bun		Bun has an idea.
Acknowledging bun		Bun does a downward nod.
Kissy bun		Bun kisses the air.
Sick bun		Bun is green.
Winky bun		Bun is trying to communicate something coyly.
Tongue-out bun		Bun is :P
Compressed bun		Compressed bun has crinkles.
Questionning bun		Bun has turned its head to the side.
Lobster bun Lopster bun Running bun		Bun is running with its tongue out. Bun is tired from panting.
Cloverleaf bun		According to some sources, the cloverleaf is a baby prickly pear.
Baach bun		Bun is riding the back of a baach.

Censored buns

These buns do not always appear because they might be a bad influence on the children.

Bun name(s)	Description
Martini bun Lounging bun	Bun is lounging in a martini glass.
Drunk bun	Bun is drunk and can't hold its pitcher.

In Poetry

Buns have been referenced in poetry.

The Pre-Raphaelite Christina Rosetti wrote a poem about buns eating in a field:

Three plum buns
To eat here at the stile
In the clover meadow,
For we have [hopped] a mile.

Robert Frost insists buns are not to be left behind in his poem "The Armful":

For every parcel I stoop down to seize
I lose some other off my arms and knees,
And the whole pile is slipping, bottles, buns --
Extremes too hard to comprehend at once,
Yet nothing I should care to leave behind.

A common nursery rhyme refers to the sweet nature of buns.

Hot cross buns!
Hot cross buns!
one a penny, two a penny,
Hot cross buns!

In Popular Culture

Buns are quite popular in pop culture.

OneRepublic wrote lyrics about buns:

Lately I've been, I've been losing sleep
Dreaming about the things that we could be
But, baby I've been, I've been praying hard
Said no more counting dollars, we'll be counting buns
Yeah, we'll be counting buns

Nicki Minaj speaks to buns in her music:

My anaconda don't want buns unless you've got buns, bun.