User:4140Glasco/Ginko Kwon

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Ginko Kwon is the cartoon goddess of truth and love, and the patron saint of gamers and anime addicts. It is a mythical beast, whose unique and fictional qualities prevent it from being seen. It is feline in nature, capable of being calm and relaxed, or fierce and prideful, and so is postulated to resemble a Sphinx.

Origin[edit]

Ginko Kwon is the personification of Lorentia. American folk tales say Kwon's birth was a result of it's inability to contain its greatness in mortal form[1] Ginko Kwon manifested itself out of sheer willpower, a living force bound in the aether of the internet.

Personality[edit]

Its defining personality characteristics include a keen and exacting intellect, a subtle and witty humour, a loving nature[2] and being rather blonde. It is known to burst randomly into song when it deigns its audience worthy, much to the delight of said audience.

Interests[edit]

A cup of Earl Grey Tea might just save your life when near Kwon's quick-silver temper

Amongs its interests are: Cooking, Reading, Singing, Gaming, Watching Anime, Gardening and Mass Murder Kwon can often be found enjoy a nice hot cuppa for breakfast, lunch, dinner, evening snacks, before bed, upon waking, or just because tea is awesome. It has often been rumoured that tea is what imbues Kwon with its semi-divine power, though other theorists say it comes from constant Hello Kitty worship. Kwon's devout worship is thought to stem from its profound love of Anime and Japanese culture. Despite Kwon's devotions, it is a strong believer in Antitheism.

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Notes[edit]

  1. ^ I'm an American and I just made this tale, folks
  2. ^ Makes me think, makes me laugh, and always asks about my day, and genuinely cares how it went