User:Schierbecker
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Schierbecker
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“ | What?????? What the hell??? | ” |
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- Currently working on
- Armored Gun System
- M551 Sheridan
- MBT-70
- M1 Abrams
- Bradley Fighting Vehicle
- XM2001 Crusader
- Future Combat Systems Manned Ground Vehicles
- Armored Systems Modernization
- Interim Armored Vehicle
- Next Generation Combat Vehicle
- Infantry Squad Vehicle
- M1288 GMV 1.1
- Army Ground Mobility Vehicle
- Future Scout and Cavalry System/TRACER
- M270 Multiple Launch Rocket System
Soviet/Russian tanks
- Past projects
- Someday
- To do
Wikiality[edit]
INT. COLBERT REPORT SET - NIGHT
The Colbert Report theme music plays as the camera zooms in on the host, STEPHEN COLBERT, sitting at his desk. The audience cheers and applauds.
Stephen Colbert: Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the Colbert Report! Tonight, we have a very special guest: the founder of Wikipedia, Jimmy Wales. Jimmy, thanks for joining us.
Wales: Thank you, Stephen. It's a pleasure to be here on your "Colbert Wiki-Report."
Colbert: So, Jimmy, Wikipedia is all about editing information. Some say it's not the most reliable source. What do you say to that?
Wales: Well, Stephen, at Wikipedia we believe in the power of the "Wiki-truth." Editing a Wiki page is like wielding a magic wand, transforming one's whims into the reality we all share.
Colbert: Ah, the "Wiki-truth." Sounds like something out of a sci-fi novel. Can I "Wiki-believe" in it?
Wales: Absolutely, Stephen. It's not just about belief; it's about "Wiki-perception." If you can edit it, you can perceive it.
Colbert furrows his brow in contemplation, pondering the Wiki-implications of this newfound information.
Colbert: Alright, Jimmy, prove it to me. I've got my doubts.
Wales: Stephen, let's take your doubts and turn them into Wiki-certainty. I've prepared a little demonstration for you.
Jimmy Wales pulls out a laptop, opens Wikipedia, and begins typing fervently.
Wales: Stephen, to truly grasp the power of Wiki-reality, I propose a simple test. Pick any historical fact, and together, we shall edit it on Wikipedia. Watch as the world reshapes itself.
Colbert: Alright, Jimmy, let's test the waters. How about we make me the first person to walk on the moon?
Wales: Bold choice, Stephen. Let the editing commence!
Jimmy Wales starts typing on his laptop, editing Colbert's Wikipedia page.
Colbert: This is absurd, Jimmy. No one is going to believe I walked on the moon.
Wales: Ah, but in the Wiki-verse, belief is malleable. Let's see what the Wiki-people decide.
After a moment, Jimmy Wales reveals the edited Wikipedia page.
Colbert: I can't believe I'm saying this, but according to Wikipedia, I'm now the moonwalker Colbert. This is insane.
Wales: Now, Stephen, let's gauge the Wiki-reaction. Any believers in the audience?
The audience nods approvingly in unison. The audience starts chanting, "All hail Colbert, the first person on the moon!"
Colbert: This proves nothing, Jimmy. Just because it's on Wikipedia doesn't make it real.
As Colbert shakes his head in disbelief. The audience is fanatical in their belief now: "Colbert, the moonwalker!"
Wales: Ah, but that's the beauty of Wiki-reality, Stephen. It's a collaborative tapestry woven by the Wiki-people. Now, let's take it a step further. How about we edit history and make you the inventor of sliced bread?
Colbert: I detest this! You are going too far. Sliced bread is a sacred invention. I can't just claim credit for it.
Wales: But, Stephen, the ride has just begun! We can't predict where the doughy-twists and turns will take us.
Wales manically types away, emphasizing the "Wiki" in each edit, as Colbert's distress deepens.
Colbert: This is insanity, Jimmy! I feel like I'm in a trance, and every "Wiki" you add is a dagger into my sanity.
Wales: Fear not, Stephen. The Wiki-people thrive on unpredictability. We're sculpting a Wiki-legend here!
Colbert clutches his head, overwhelmed by the absurdity of his ever-expanding Wiki-tale.
Wales: Embrace the Wiki-revolution, Stephen. You are now… the Wiki-legend, the harbinger of Wiki-madness, the Akira of the Wiki-verse!
Colbert convulses as Jimmy's Wiki-editing powers transform him into a colossal, nightmarish entity.
Colbert: Jimmy, something's not right. I feel... lost.
Wales: Ah, Stephen, you're getting it! Embrace the Wiki-ambiguity.
Colbert looks around the studio, a perplexed expression on his face.
Colbert: Who am I? What's my name?
Wales: In the Wiki-verse, names are mere echoes. You are whoever the Wiki-people imagine.
Colbert struggles to remember, Was it Stew? Esteban? His identity is slipping through the Wiki-void.
Colbert: I can't remember! Am I the moonwalker, the bread-slicer, or something else?
Wales: You're a Wiki-phenomenon, my good friend, a canvas painted by Wiki-imagination.
Colbert, now a monstrous entity, experiences a never-ending cycle of Wiki-consciousness, trapped in a state of perpetual madness. The audience, once amused, watches in rapt, horrified silence.
Colbert (distorted voice): I have no Wiki-mouth, and I must Wiki-scream!
The studio plunges into a chaotic abyss as the echo of Colbert's agonized scream reverberates. Jimmy Wales' laughter echoes through the desolated studio.
Accolades[edit]
[Schierbecker] is deleting edits by other people to deny a consensus on the M113 Wiki web page. This is in direct violation of the Wiki guidelines.
Her obvious bias and personal prejudice against Mike Sparks (read her talk page) should result in her being removed from editing decisions on that page.
She is deleting edits by myself and others with NO FACTUAL BASIS OR JUSTIFICATION.
She just rants that she hates what Mike Sparks stands for in her discussion page. One of her statements contradicts itself: she edits the M113 page back to the "only one" person calls the M113 the Gavin wording while simultaneously, in-the-same-breadth complaining about OTHERS who agree with Mike editing the page to reflect that they also call the M113 the Gavin! --Mike Sparks
Trivia[edit]
- In July 2010, I deleted the "Mаin Page."
Sources[edit]
Hunnicutt[edit]
- Hunnicutt, Richard Pearce (15 September 2015) [1990]. Abrams: A History of the American Main Battle Tank. Battleboro, VT: Echo Point Books & Media. ISBN 978-1-62654-166-5.
- Hunnicutt, R. P. (1992). Stuart, A History of the American Light Tank. Vol. 1. Presidio Press. ISBN 0-89141-462-2.
- Hunnicutt, Richard Pearce (15 September 2015) [1995]. Sheridan: A History of the American Light Tank. Vol. 2. Battleboro, VT: Echo Point Books & Media. ISBN 978-1-62654-154-2.
- Hunnicutt, Richard Pearce (15 September 2015) [1999]. Bradley: A History of American Fighting and Support Vehicles. Battleboro, VT: Echo Point Books & Media. ISBN 978-1-62654-153-5.
- Hunnicutt, Richard Pearce (15 September 2015) [2002]. Armored Car: A History of American Wheeled Combat Vehicles. Battleboro, VT: Echo Point Books & Media. ISBN 978-1-62654-254-9.
Janes[edit]
All the World's Aircraft[edit]
- Bridgman, Leonard, ed. (1994) [First published 1945]. Jane’s All the World's Aircraft 1945–46. London: HarperCollinsPublishers.
- Taylor, John W. R., ed. (1963). Jane’s All the World's Aircraft 1963–64. London: Jane’s All the World's Aircraft Publishing Company.
- Taylor, John W. R., ed. (1971). Jane’s All the World's Aircraft 1971–72. London: Sampson Low, Marston & Co. SBN 354-00094-2.
- Taylor, John W. R., ed. (1973). Jane’s All the World's Aircraft 1973–74. London: Sampson Low, Marston & Co. ISBN 0-354-00117-5.
- Taylor, John W. R., ed. (1974). Jane’s All the World's Aircraft 1974–75. London: Sampson Low, Marston & Co. ISBN 0-354-00117-5.
- Taylor, John W. R.; Munson, Kenneth, eds. (1975). Jane’s All the World's Aircraft 1975–76. London: Sampson Low, Marston & Co. ISBN 0-354-00521-9.
- Taylor, John W. R.; Munson, Kenneth, eds. (1977). Jane’s All the World's Aircraft 1977–78. London: Macdonald and Jane's Publishers. ISBN 0-354-00551-0.
- Taylor, John W. R.; Munson, Kenneth, eds. (1978). Jane’s All the World's Aircraft 1978–79. London: Macdonald and Jane's Publishers. ISBN 0-531-03298-1.
- Taylor, John W. R.; Munson, Kenneth, eds. (1979). Jane’s All the World's Aircraft 1979–80. London: Jane's Publishing Company. ISBN 0-531-03915-3.
- Taylor, John W. R.; Munson, Kenneth, eds. (1980). Jane’s All the World's Aircraft 1980–81. London: Jane's Publishing Company. ISBN 0-7106-0705-9.
- Taylor, John W. R.; Munson, Kenneth, eds. (1981). Jane’s All the World's Aircraft 1981–82. London: Jane's Publishing Company. ISBN 0-7106-0729-6.
- Taylor, John W. R.; Munson, Kenneth, eds. (1981). Jane’s All the World's Aircraft 1981–82. London: Jane's Publishing Company. ISBN 0-7106-0729-6.
- Taylor, John W. R.; Munson, Kenneth, eds. (1985). Jane’s All the World's Aircraft 1985–86. London: Jane's Publishing Company. ISBN 0-7106-0821-7.
- Taylor, John W. R.; Munson, Kenneth, eds. (1986). Jane’s All the World's Aircraft 1986–87. London: Jane's Publishing Company. ISBN 0-7106-0835-7.
- Taylor, John W. R.; Munson, Kenneth, eds. (1987). Jane’s All the World's Aircraft 1987–88. London: Jane's Publishing Company. ISBN 0-7106-0850-0.
- Taylor, John W. R.; Munson, Kenneth, eds. (1988). Jane’s All the World's Aircraft 1988–89. London: Jane's Information Group. ISBN 0-7106-0867-5.
- Lambert, Mark; Munson, Kenneth; Taylor, Michael J. H.; Taylor, John W. R., eds. (1991). Jane’s All the World's Aircraft 1991–92. London: Jane's Information Group. ISBN 0-7106-0965-5.
- Jackson, Paul; Munson, Kenneth; Taylor, John W. R., eds. (1991). Jane’s All the World's Aircraft 1995–96. London: Jane's Information Group. ISBN 0-7106-1262-1.
- Jackson, Paul; Munson, Kenneth; Peacock, Lindsay; Taylor, John W. R., eds. (1997). Jane’s All the World's Aircraft 1997–98. London: Jane's Information Group. ISBN 0-7106-1540-X.
- Jackson, Paul; Munson, Kenneth; Peacock, Lindsay; Taylor, John W. R., eds. (1999). Jane’s All the World's Aircraft 1999–2000. London: Jane's Information Group. ISBN 0-7106-1898-0.
- Jackson, Paul; Munson, Kenneth; Peacock, Lindsay, eds. (2000). Jane’s All the World's Aircraft 2000–2001. London: Jane's Information Group. ISBN 0-7106-2011-X.
- Jackson, Paul; Munson, Kenneth; Peacock, Lindsay, eds. (2004). Jane’s All the World's Aircraft 2004–2005. London: Jane's Information Group. ISBN 0-7106-2614-2.
- Jackson, Paul; Munson, Kenneth; Peacock, Lindsay, eds. (2005). Jane’s All the World's Aircraft 2005–2006 (96th ed.). London: Jane's Information Group. ISBN 0-7106-2684-3.
- Jackson, Paul; Munson, Kenneth; Peacock, Lindsay, eds. (2006). Jane’s All the World's Aircraft 2006–2007 (97th ed.). London: Jane's Information Group. ISBN 0-7106-2745-9.
- Jackson, Paul; Munson, Kenneth; Peacock, Lindsay, eds. (2007). Jane’s All the World's Aircraft 2007–2008 (98th ed.). London: Jane's Information Group. ISBN 0-7106-2792-0.
- Jackson, Paul; Munson, Kenneth; Peacock, Lindsay, eds. (2008). Jane’s All the World's Aircraft 2008–2009 (99th ed.). London: Jane's Information Group. ISBN 978-0-7106-28374.
Fighting Ships[edit]
- Jane, Fred T., ed. (1914). Jane’s Fighting Ships (2nd ed.). London: Sampson Low, Marston & Co.
- Parkes, Oscar; McMurtrie, Francis E., eds. (1929). Jane’s Fighting Ships (33rd year of issue ed.). London: Sampson Low, Marston & Co.
- Blackman, Raymond V. B., ed. (1960). Jane’s Fighting Ships 1960–61. London: Sampson Low, Marston & Co.
- Blackman, Raymond V. B., ed. (1969). Jane’s Fighting Ships 1969–70. London: Jane's Fighting Ships Publishing Co.
- Blackman, Raymond V. B., ed. (1972). Jane’s Fighting Ships 1972–73. London: Sampson Low, Marston & Co. SBN 07-032161-2.
- Moore, Capt. John E., ed. (1973). Jane’s Fighting Ships 1973–74. London: Sampson Low, Marston & Co. SBN 07-032020-9.
- Moore, Capt. John, ed. (1974). Jane’s Fighting Ships 1974–75. London: Macdonald and Jane's. ISBN 0-531-02743-0.
- Moore, Capt. John, ed. (1975). Jane’s Fighting Ships 1975–76. London: Macdonald and Jane's. ISBN 0-531-03251-5.
- Moore, Capt. John, ed. (1976). Jane’s Fighting Ships 1976–77. London: Macdonald and Jane's Publishers. ISBN 0-531-03261-2.
- Moore, Capt. John, ed. (1978). Jane’s Fighting Ships 1978–79. London: Macdonald and Jane's Publishers. ISBN 0-531-03297-3.
- Moore, Capt. John, ed. (1979). Jane’s Fighting Ships 1979–80. London: Macdonald and Jane's Publishers. ISBN 0-531-03913-7.
- Moore, Capt. John, ed. (1980). Jane’s Fighting Ships 1980–81. London: Macdonald and Jane's Publishers. ISBN 0-7106-0703-2.
- Moore, Capt. John, ed. (1982). Jane’s Fighting Ships 1982–83. London: Jane's Publishing Company. ISBN 0-7106-0742-3.
- Moore, Capt. John, ed. (1986). Jane’s Fighting Ships 1986–87. London: Jane's Publishing Company. ISBN 0-7106-0828-4.
- Moore, Capt. John, ed. (1987). Jane’s Fighting Ships 1987–88. London: Jane's Publishing Company. ISBN 0-7106-0842-X.
- Sharpe, Capt. Richard, ed. (1990). Jane’s Fighting Ships 1990–91. London: Jane's Information Group. ISBN 0-7106-0904-3.
- Sharpe, Capt. Richard, ed. (1991). Jane’s Fighting Ships 1991–92. London: Jane's Information Group. ISBN 0-7106-0960-4.
- Sharpe, Capt. Richard, ed. (1994). Jane’s Fighting Ships 1994–95 (97th ed.). London: Jane's Information Group. ISBN 0-7106-1161-7.
- Sharpe, Capt. Richard, ed. (1995). Jane’s Fighting Ships 1995–96 (98th ed.). London: Jane's Information Group. ISBN 0-7106-1254-0.
- Sharpe, Capt. Richard, ed. (1996). Jane’s Fighting Ships 1996–97 (99th ed.). London: Jane's Information Group. ISBN 0-7106-1355-5.
- Sharpe, Capt. Richard, ed. (2000). Jane’s Fighting Ships 2000–2001 (103rd ed.). London: Jane's Information Group. ISBN 0-7106-2018-7.
- Sharpe, Capt. Richard, ed. (2001). Jane’s Fighting Ships 2001–2002 (104th ed.). London: Jane's Information Group. ISBN 0-7106-2315-1.
- Saunders, Commodore Stephen, ed. (2002). Jane’s Fighting Ships 2002–2003 (105th ed.). London: Jane's Information Group. ISBN 0-7106-2315-1.
Armour and Artillery[edit]
- Foss, Christopher F., ed. (1979). Jane's Armour and Artillery 1979–1980 (1st ed.). London: Jane's Publishing Company. ISBN 0-354-00588-X.
- Foss, Christopher F., ed. (1982). Jane's Armour and Artillery 1981–1982 (2nd ed.). London: Jane's Publishing Company. ISBN 0-7106-0727-X.
- Foss, Christopher F., ed. (1983). Jane's Armour and Artillery 1982–1983 (3rd ed.). London: Jane's Publishing Company. ISBN 0-7106-0747-4.
- Foss, Christopher F., ed. (1984). Jane's Armour and Artillery 1983–1984 (4th ed.). London: Jane's Publishing Company. ISBN 0-7106-0781-4.
- Foss, Christopher F., ed. (1985). Jane's Armour and Artillery 1985–1986 (6th ed.). London: Jane's Publishing Company. ISBN 0-7106-0820-9.
- Foss, Christopher F., ed. (1987). Jane's Armour and Artillery 1987–1988 (8th ed.). London: Jane's Publishing Group. ISBN 0 7106-0849-7.
- Foss, Christopher F., ed. (2008). Jane's Armour and Artillery 2008–2009 (29th ed.). London: Janes Information Group. ISBN 978-0-71062-839-8.
- Foss, Christopher F., ed. (2011). Jane's Armour and Artillery 2011–2012 (32nd ed.). London: Janes Information Group. ISBN 978-0-71062960-9.
Military Vehicles and Ground Support Equipment[edit]
- Foss, Christopher F., ed. (1979). Jane's Combat Support Equipment 1978–79 (1st ed.). London: Macdonald and Jane's Publishers. ISBN 0-354-00571-5.
- Foss, Christopher F., ed. (1981). Jane's Military Vehicles and Ground Support Equipment 1981 (2nd ed.). London: Jane's Publishing Company. ISBN 0-7106-0706-7.
- Foss, Christopher F., ed. (1982). Jane's Military Vehicles and Ground Support Equipment 1982 (3rd ed.). London: Jane's Publishing Company. ISBN 0-7106-0740-7.
- Foss, Christopher F., ed. (1983). Jane's Military Vehicles and Ground Support Equipment 1983 (4th ed.). London: Jane's Publishing Company. ISBN 0-7106-0766-0.
- Foss, Christopher F., ed. (1984). Jane's Military Vehicles and Ground Support Equipment 1984 (5th ed.). London: Jane's Publishing Company. ISBN 0-7106-0794-6.
Infantry Weapons[edit]
- Hobart, Major F., ed. (1975). Jane's Infantry Weapons 1975 (1st ed.). London: Macdonald and Jane's. ISBN 0-354-00516-2.
- Archer, Denis H. R., ed. (1976). Jane's Infantry Weapons 1976 (2nd ed.). London: Macdonald and Jane's Publishers. ISBN 0-354-00531-6.
- Archer, Denis H. R., ed. (1977). Jane's Infantry Weapons 1977 (3rd ed.). London: Macdonald and Jane's Publishers. ISBN 0-354-00549-9.
- Hogg, Ian V., ed. (1988). Jane's Infantry Weapons 1988–89 (14th ed.). London: Jane's Information Group. ISBN 0-7106-0857-8.
Weapon Systems[edit]
- Pretty, R. T.; Archer, D. H. R., eds. (1969). Jane's Weapon Systems 1969–1970 (1st ed.). London: B. P. C. Publishing. ISBN 0-354-00516-2.
- Pretty, R. T.; Archer, D. H. R., eds. (1972). Jane's Weapon Systems 1972–1973 (4th ed.). London: Sampson Low, Marston & Co. ISBN 0-354-00105-1.
- Pretty, R. T.; Archer, D. H. R., eds. (1973). Jane's Weapon Systems 1973–1974 (4th ed.). London: Sampson Low, Marston & Co. ISBN 0-354-00118-3.
- Pretty, R. T.; Archer, D. H. R., eds. (1974). Jane's Weapon Systems 1974–1975 (6th ed.). London: Macdonald & Co. ISBN 0-354-00510-3.
Jane's Misc[edit]
- Foss, Christopher F., ed. (1983). Jane's Main Battle Tanks (1st ed.). London: Janes Publishing Group. ISBN 0-7106-0277-4.
- Foss, Christopher F., ed. (1986). Jane's Main Battle Tanks (2nd ed.). London: Janes Publishing Group. ISBN 0-7106-0372-X.
- Foss, Christopher F., ed. (1985). Jane's Armoured Personnel Carriers. London: Jane's Publishing Group. ISBN 0-7106-0354-1.
- Foss, Christopher F., ed. (1976). Jane's World Armoured Fighting Vehicles (1st? ed.). London: Jane's Publishing Group. ISBN 0-354-01022-0.
- Foss, Christopher F., ed. (1987). Jane's Armoured Fighting Vehicle Recognition Handbook (1st ed.). London: Jane's Publishing Group. ISBN 0-7106-0432-7.
Misc[edit]
- Sewell, Stephen "Cookie" (July–August 1998). "Why Three Tanks" (PDF). Armor. Vol. CVII, no. 4. Fort Knox, KY: U.S. Army Armor Center. pp. 21–29, 45. ISSN 0004-2420. Retrieved 4 March 2022.
- Zaloga, Steven; Sarson, Peter (1993). M1 Abrams Main Battle Tank 1982–1992. New Vanguard (Book 2). Oxford, UK: Osprey Publishing. ISBN 1-85532-283-8.